|Doctor Who:||Guys, we need to do something about Sherlock.|
|Homestuck:||What? What's wrong?|
|Doctor Who:||They're jealous of you, Homestuck. You complained about being on hiatus for two months and then you got an update and... now they're just going insane.|
|Homestuck:||But-but that wasn't our fault! We were just excited!|
|Doctor Who:||I know. But look at them!|
|Sherlock:||Falls... falling... how... John... Sherlock... Rat, wedding, bow.|
|Doctor Who:||As you can see, prolonged exposure drove them insane.|
|Supernatural:||Well, what do expect us to do? It's not like they're possessed or anything, they're just psychotic.|
|Sherlock:||I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! DO YOUR RESEARCH.|
|Avengers:||What's going on here?|
|Hunger Games:||Should we kill it?|
|Doctor Who:||No, that's not what I meant! I meant--|
|Harry Potter:||Hey, we're in pain, too! Why don't we get any sympathy?|
|Merlin:||Guys, just calm down--|
|Star Trek:||WHY ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING WITH KHAN!?|
|Sherlock:||Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!|
|Doctor Who:||I. AM. TALKING!!|
|Doctor Who:||Thank you. Alright, we need to get someone to help Sherlock. Do you know anyone? A psychiatrist, maybe?|
|Hannibal:||Would anyone care for a nice meal?|
|Doctor Who:||Where did you even come from? Did we invite you?|
#Can you imagine#one day your walking home from school#and a black chevy impala pulls up next to you #and some guy with long hair rolls down his window and smiles at you and asks for directions to the nearest motel #and you just stutter and tell them to go back to the last turn and keep going straight #and the guy behind the wheel in the leather jacket smiles at you #and they both say thanks and back up and drive off #and then when you finally gets your wits about you and realize what happened you drop your backpack#and run as fast as you can to that motel
And proceed to demand to know exactly what is in your town and how you can stay safe from it. If they ask why, you read the books.
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
Please. Please please please read this and reblog!
If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling and read this. This is not a fucking joke.
If you cant read this, here it is:
If you don’t remember Sophie M Herold, she is a German girl, who is extremely homophobic and transphobic. She has found out LGBTQ persons names, addresses, personal info etc. And set up her own database.
Her intentions with this are harmful.
She is sending out this information, your information, your best friends information, someone you love and care about. She’s sending it to hate groups, malicious people, people with bad intentions.
And if you think I’m blowing this out of proportion, people have been kicked out of homes, disowned by families and even MURDERED. Yes, murdered. Innocent people who have done nothing but love.
She has had numerous blogs and each have been removed. Tumblr staff are aware of her, and as far as I’m aware she currently doesn’t have a blog, but this does not mean she isn’t still on peoples tumblrs, asking via anon where you live, what your name is.
An email I received today. She’s sending out information of same sex couples with children so the children can be kidnapped. She entitled it “Time to strike back”. If that doesn’t suggest harmful intentions I don’t know what does.
Please be extremely careful what you post on tumblr, on twitter, facebook, anywhere. Do NOT give out your full name or your address, or even the town in which you live. Look out for one another, and don’t answer any suspicious anons. Especially if they use your name in quotation marks.
Sophie M Herold is still out there, she always will be, so please spead this message and warn people. She’s attacking in silence. We don’t need more people dying because of her actions.========This disgusting excuse of a human being of needs to stop, but the only way it can be stopped is if you spread this! Please, be aware of any suspicious people or anons asking for personal information. It can get you or your loved ones in SERIOUS DANGER. Thank you.
OH FFS IS SHE ACTUALLY BACK? BECAUSE I PERSONALLY DEALT WITH HER A LONG WHILE AGO.
Fuck honestly guys spread this around, I can vouch that she did this if you didnt remember because she also targeted me and my friends.
HOLY CRAP THIS SOUNDS AWFUL
Okay I was supposed to be logging off of Tumblr but yeah this girl is a bitch.
Ffs yeah this doesn’t sound very pleasant
I’m not only concerned for myself.
I’ve got friends and family in the LGBTQ community, and I’m more scared for them, since I’m not sure how they act online.
Please spread this like the plague.
This is scary shit.
I looked up snopes on this, horrifically it seems legit. Everyone stay careful.
I can vouch that this is legit too…. I remember the database when it was up on tumblr really well. It was horrible. Pages and pages of names, orientations…..
I don’t know if she’s back or if she’s hosting on tumblr again, but PLEASE be careful, tumblr.
I hate being on my period, my emotions are all-fucking-over the place. Stupid unstable hormones, fucking up my life…
See, now I want to apologize for posting upsetting rants on your dashes. I’m not going to, because this is pretty much exactly what I was talking about, but…
Looking like the kind of person who should have nothing to complain about, so you wind up living in an eternal cycle of bottling things up, and feeling guilty for unloading your problems on people.
No, I’m serious; the thinner you are, the less okay it is to complain about eating, food, or weight. The number of acne scars on your face decide whether or not you’re allowed to comment on being pretty. If you’re anywhere above the poverty line, no complaining about anything that can be even vaguely linked back to money. Ever. And your argument is invalid if you actually own anything mildly expensive.
See, here’s my problem with this:
1. This is society’s norm, and one that leads straight to anxiety, stress, and depression. I’m not even going to bother expanding on this, it’s just an expectation that leads to unhealthy emotional behaviors.
2. Godsdamn it if I’ve ever met anyone who wasn’t beautiful. I mean…shucks, have any of you ever taken time to look at the proportions of your faces? Or the striations in your eyes, or the highlights in your hair, or your dimples, or your freckles, or your color… I know we always see the worst in ourselves, but really… Even the people who the Internet has declared “hideous” have some of the most interesting bone structures I’ve ever seen. You’re all just gorgeous, and no fucking norm should ever tell you otherwise.
3. It makes it ridiculously hard to get help, or feel good about reaching out to people. I literally saw a post which read, “I’m so depressed,” to which some jerk had added, “said the cis, white, middle-class female.” Seriously? Physical ailments are not limited to non-privileged people; everyone is going to get them! Depression is a disease, and just like cancer, it doesn’t care who it targets.
This one bothers me in particular, because someone made a list of things that were painful to hear, and among them was the phrase, “Oh, I just forgot to eat.” Now, I spend a lot of time making jokes about my stupid, screwed-up brain, but this one cuts a bit too close to home; among several chemical deficiencies, I have one (don’t ask me which, my doctors can’t tell me, and I legitimately do not know) which means that, unless I take meds that have hunger as a direct side effect, I do not feel it. I’ll feel empty, sure, even painfully so, but there is never any drive to eat. So if I’m working on a project, and I’m focusing really hard, it’s not uncommon for me to actually forget to eat. Added to my sensory issues, which make me over-sensitive about taste and texture, to the point where my gag reflex won’t actually let me swallow anything I don’t like, and the high metabolism I got from my mom, I have been walking the line between underweight, malnourished, and acceptable my entire life.
And because I’m thin, because I’m white, because my family is solidly middle-class, this is something I’m not allowed to talk about. I’m not allowed to ask someone to remind me to eat something other than saltines for three days on end. I’m not allowed to mention it at all, because hell, I’ve got it pretty good, don’t I? Some people might take it the wrong way, and I never want to upset or offend anyone, but it really hurts to see that something like this goes completely ignored by our society. To the point that I’m worried about mentioning it, for fear of offending someone…anyone! *sigh*
It’s just…I dunno. It bothers me, probably more than it should, but there are probably other people out there who have something they feel the same way about.
4. Sometimes, people have problems that are completely out of sight. This can be a subtle as a mental health issue, or as blatant as a physical difference about their bodies. Fun fact: sometimes, people get acne breakouts, not one their faces, but on their backs. Actually, you can get them anywhere, but the back is harder to soap down, so you get more of a buildup of oil there. Or the fact that our media portrays non-neurotypical people only at the extreme ends of their spectrums, meaning that nobody is really aware that one of their friends might be anything besides “normal.” (Tip, if you want to see a high-functioning autistic character, watch Bones. Temperance Brennan might never be acknowledged as autistic in-canon, but she most definitely is, and it pisses me off that it’s never come up.)
If your problems aren’t blatantly obvious, we, as a society, don’t want to believe they exist. So if you try to draw attention to your needs, to get them met, you’re often dismissed as an “attention seeker” or “attention whore.” No shit we’re looking for attention, if we didn’t we’d be even worse wrecks than we normally wind up as before we start asking for help!
Now, kinda obviously, I’m using a lot of my own problems for the examples; they’re the only ones I know, so besides the general statements, they’re the only ones I feel comfortable commenting on. By all means, feel free to add your own observations/complaints, if you like but…
I don’t know where I’m going with this rant anymore. It’s a problem, it pisses me off, my wrist is cramping up really bad from painting all day, so I’m going to bed now. Goodnight.
You’ll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away
This post seriously makes me want to cry every time it shows up on my dash. Because I can hear the song, and I can see both of them being sad, and what if they both have something of the other’s they keep, and sometimes they just hold it and pretend the other will show up in a minute to snatch it back with a laugh, and someone turns on this song in the background, and…
My Tumblr Crushes:
- jaxin88 (10%)
- thinkinsidethebluebox (5%)
- dollyrose09 (4%)
- msfcatlover (4%)
- afirethatwillneverburn (4%)
- helplesslynerdy (3%)
- thedoctorlek (3%)
- areyouwearinganypants (3%)
- valueturtle (2%)
hey lookit dese people, dey my favorite
*squeaks and faints*
What am I even doing up there, all I do is reblog pairings and the occasional signal boost…and sometimes I make bad jokes…
This makes me so happy.
MY GAY SON SAID THERE WOULD BE DONUTS
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I like this anon.
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